Dead/Living People

HAWAII- Every LOST character ever will be having a group funeral this weekend. At some point over the last 5-6 years, nearly every character of the show has been killed. “It made sense to do a group funeral with lower costs per person.” noted John Locke, dead/living guy. “It’ll also be nice to have a reunion of sorts with the old island crew.” The gathering is expected to be small, attended mostly by the same people that are being buried, as they have all been brought back from the dead. Or not. We don’t really know yet.

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