Designer clothing line/restaurant chain to cater to biggest douchebags

Ed Hardy T-shirt: BOLD, and only $140

Hardee’s Thickburger: BOLD, and only 1,400 calories

In an apparent effort to ensure that even plus-size douchebags can dress the part, two companies considered unlikely bedfellows — Ed Hardy and Hardee’s — have announced the launch of a joint venture, Ed Hardee’s.

Weir’s flamboyant behavior alleged as cover-up for pursuit of Belbin

Johnny Weir: alleged ladies' man.

VANCOUVER — Johnny Weir came up just short of winning a medal last week in the Olympic men’s figure skating competition, but if rumors circulating around the Olympic Village are true, Weir has bagged an even more impressive prize during his stay in Vancouver.

Kansas man takes exaggeration of sexploits too far

Recent college graduate checks into sex rehab facility. “Not cool,” friends say.

Charlie "Wilt" Clack, alleged sexaggerator.

LAWRENCE, KAN. — In what sources close to the situation have speculated is just another lame, albeit very elaborate, attempt to convince his buddies that he pulls a lot of ass, Charlie “Wilt” Clack has checked himself into sex rehab.