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John Murphy, Nobel Laureate and contemporary pioneer of economic theory, died Sunday surrounded by his family in Aurora, Illinois. His untimely death was confirmed by his wife, Ruth. Read the rest of this entry »
Dead/Living People
HAWAII- Every LOST character ever will be having a group funeral this weekend. At some point over the last 5-6 years, nearly every character of the show has been killed. “It made sense to do a group funeral with lower costs per person.” noted John Locke, dead/living guy. “It’ll also be nice to have a reunion of sorts with the old island crew.” The gathering is expected to be small, attended mostly by the same people that are being buried, as they have all been brought back from the dead. Or not. We don’t really know yet.
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Jim Adams, a doctoral candidate studying the free will of man, was randomly killed by a truck yesterday. Friends say that he had recently made several significant breakthroughs on the subject, but had yet to write it down. The truck, owned by “Determined Delivery Services” of Kansas City, expressed their sympathy for the accident. It’s driver had apparently made a spontaneous right turn.
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