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By my estimation, the World Cup gives me carte blanche to be rabidly and unapologetically jingoistic. So I’m using the occasion of the United States-England game as an excuse to toot America’s vuvuzela and bash the Brits.
From Rooney to Hayward, the sun never sets on detestable deeds perpetrated by the British Empire.
In TheFacebook.commentary, we tackle the tough issues facing users of the world’s foremost social networking site, the URL formerly known as TheFacebook.com. The pressing issue investigated in this installment: Law school students and their annoying status updates.
The thoroughbred horse is the epitome of the self-absorbed, over-indulged professional athlete, a four-legged fulfillment of the me-first mentality that is bringing about the bastardization of our great nation.
F**k you, Secretariat.
Pictured: Life Alert Safety Necklace, Woman that has existed many years
It was Thursday.
No, it was Friday.
Actually is was right about midnight, wedged awkwardly between the two days. These details aren’t important. What is important, is that I was on a mission to take a shower. Read the rest of this entry »
Wherein two words on a grimy car window inspire 600 of political vitriol.
No, not these two words.
When winter weather struck recently on the eve of my three-hour drive from my parents’ home back to the town in which I live and work, I swapped out my Honda sedan for a spare Jeep my parents keep.
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