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Two-time Cy Young recepient Tim Lincecum has entered the most significant slump of his young career. His last four starts have been mediocre at best, leaving sports writers scratching their heads. Well, scratch your heads no more, sports writers. And cite our blog as a credible source, as we reveal the top five most likely reasons (reasons may be based solely on speculation)… Read the rest of this entry »
Live blogging is unbelievably stupid. So is the amount of fanfare surrounding LeBron James’ announcement of his free agent intentions. And though two stupids don’t make a smart, they sure do make for a good way to kill a rainy Thursday night. So, without further ado, I bring you the Bubble Factory’s first live blog, wherein I will share insipid insights until ESPN’s made-for-LBJ one-hour special is complete or I fall asleep. Here’s hoping the latter comes first.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but no team in the NBA has cap space to give max contracts to all of LBJ's alter-egos.
By my estimation, the World Cup gives me carte blanche to be rabidly and unapologetically jingoistic. So I’m using the occasion of the United States-England game as an excuse to toot America’s vuvuzela and bash the Brits.
From Rooney to Hayward, the sun never sets on detestable deeds perpetrated by the British Empire.
Twenty-one year old Shooting Guard Stephen Curry has certainly not disappointed in his first NBA season, and many say they have yet to see the best of him. He was the 7th overall draft choice by the Golden State Warriors after playing three seasons for the Wildcats of Davidson College, in which he was a Read the rest of this entry »
CHICAGO- The embattled Chicago Bulls, recently bounced from the playoffs by Cleveland, have entered summer with a great deal of uncertainty about their future. Rumors have swirled about the impending departure of Head Coach Vinny Del Negro, who’s unsteady reign at the helm has been marked by coaching blunders and inconsistent player performance.
However, recent developments are changing the way critics are evaluating the season. It seems that the organizational tensions are not rooted in the wins and losses, but rather, an unfortunate misinterpretation of the word ‘Coach’. Read the rest of this entry »
CLEVELAND– Thursday’s matchup between the Denver Nuggets and the Cleveland Cavaliers was originally heralded by some to be an all-out raping. While Gaining a considerable lead in the first half and fending off a narrow defeat by the end of a tight overtime, Denver managed only to inappropriately fondle Cleveland by 2 points.
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- “You better hope we don’t meet in the finals” -Anthony
Carmelo Anthony scored 40 points, including the winning basket, and the Denver Nuggets overcame Lebron James’ triple-double and ended the Cleveland Cavaliers 13-game win streak with a 118-116 overtime victory on Thursday night.
The Cavaliers were doing a rape-and-pillage tour of the NBA’s bottom feeders before the All-Star Break, winning 13 straight, but ran into George Karl and the clenched butt-cheeks of the Denver Nuggets in their first game back.
Denver has done some serious molestation of it’s own in the weeks prior to the Cleveland match-up, owning a 6-0 record against the NBA’s best, Los Angeles, Orlando, Boston and Cleveland, but are just as susceptible to having one reverse-jammed up their own McNuggets. They had lost to fellow west-coast rivals San Antonio, Utah, Phoenix and Oklahoma City by an average margin of 14.5 before the break.
Thus, it was a tossed-salad toss-up for who would commit the most hainus defilement in Thursday’s match-up. Late in the second quarter it looked like it was Cleveland who would be walking away from this game bruised and bloodied as Denver’s big men pounded away at Cleveland’s interior, producing a 10-point lead.
Cleveland managed to crawl it’s way back into the game and force overtime, where two of the NBA’s highest scorers and most notorious rapers exchanged huge shots in one another’s face. Cleveland had a chance to win it at the buzzer, but James slipped while receiving the inbound pass and his 3-pointer rattled off the rim. “It’s finally me being on the other end I guess,” James said. “I’m so used to being on the other end making shots and looking at guys.”
Denver won the game by a margin of only two points, causing Cleveland’s fans to shuffle out of the building with a feeling of slight perversion to the loss. “atleast we play Golden State soon” Columbus native Jim Trussel said after the game. “We’re gonna rip them a new asshole.”
DALLAS- What started off as an innocent prank on Dallas Mavericks owner Marc Cuban has turned into a personal obsession and agenda for actor Jim
Carrey. Read the rest of this entry »
Tim Jacobs, Offensive Lineman Indeed
CLEVELAND- Tim Jacobs, 32 year old right tackle for the Cleveland Browns, made headlines recently with news of an alleged sexual encounter. The encounter, reported first by bubblefactory.org, took place some time between 11pm-1am this past saturday night. Read the rest of this entry »
Hiding in plain sight
SAN ANTONIO- Once considered taboo in sweaty post-game locker-room interviews, admission of sexual preference by professional athletes has now become commonplace. In the wake of rumors swirling Read the rest of this entry »
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We’ve all been there.
You are strolling into a building and someone (we’ll call him Craig for the sake of the example) happens to be a couple of steps ahead of you. “Craig” swings open the first door and pauses to hold it for you. A nice gesture, not completely necessary, but you muster up an “Oh, thanks.” as you follow in. This is where shit turns horribly wrong. There’s a second door. A second Read the rest of this entry »
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